^{Dedicated to one man’s colossal waste of time}

 Junk that won’t really fit anywhere else

Dragnet....sitcom?

I made this little movie because I wondered what it would be like if Dragnet was a sitcom. I mean, this show had the stiffest acting ever, punctuated by the fastest dialogue and direction going. It always seemed like they were trying to jam an hour’s worth of story into a half-hour. Bill Gannon was a card.